Dogpocalypse

Dastardly Dog – The Ultimate Family Card Game Full of Barking-Mad Fun!

Get ready for tail-wagging chaos in Dastardly Dog—the fast-paced, family-friendly card game where strategy meets total mayhem! Whether you're zooming ahead with rainbow-farts and go-karts or slowing down your rivals with zombies, UFOs, and mini-nukes, no two games are ever the same.

Perfect for 2–8 players, ages 7 and up, Dastardly Dog is quick to learn (just 5 minutes!) and plays in about 20–30 minutes. It’s the ideal addition to your next game night, party, or rainy-day hangout.

🐶 What’s Inside:

• 144 hilarious, high-quality cards

• Easy-to-follow, full-color instructions

• Simple setup with adjustable difficulty

• Unique artwork and clever references for all ages

🦴 How to Win:

Race your pup across 10 mysterious “Yard” cards to reach the Winner’s Bone—but beware! Hazards and surprises lurk at every step. Play movement cards to advance, attack cards to sabotage your friends, and keep a Dog Trainer card handy to stop sneak attacks and sudden comebacks.

Whether you’re pulling off a secret "Sneak Attack" or barking “WOOF!” just in time to win, Dastardly Dog is full of laughs, surprises, and playful sabotage. Every round is a new adventure!

🎉 Why You’ll Love It:

• Great for kids, teens, and adults

• Encourages light strategy and quick thinking

• Endless replay value with flexible house rules

• Compact and travel-friendly—bring the fun anywhere!

Designed by an indie team with love, humor, and a passion for game night fun, Dastardly Dog is more than a card game—it’s your next family favorite.

Be Dastardly. Play Often. Get the Bone.